Fakepets, realpets, weirdpets, headpets, heavypets, kindapets, readysetgopets. Open the front door and let in the Parapets. Crank up your speakers until it feels like a pair of earbuds are buried so deep into your ears, that the wires are touching your brain and you can hear colors. The neighborhood cat that mastered these tracks says that’s how they were meant to be heard. Better living through treble.