Sleep soundly ’cause you voted, or sleep with the fishes ’cause you didn’t.
November 6, 2018
November 5, 2018
Hey 👏 lazy Oregonians: If you don’t drop off your ballot, this is where we’re gonna drop off your body.
November 4, 2018
Fall floats down Lost Creek in wool trunks just like the ones Jim Bridger wore at those early mountain man pool parties.
November 2, 2018
No business like snow business.
August 20, 2018
Neanderthals and Neandershorts.
August 19, 2018
Clean your eyes with daily sun-staring sessions. Heavy migraine trigger, but practically wipes your retinas clean.
August 18, 2018
A good sign.
