
Rub a dub dub, day drink in the pub.

Rub a dub dub, day drink in the pub.

Café all day.

Jump in a river, then run through the woods. All day long your feels = goods.

The way we’re gonna care about football is if there’s a tiny, handcrafted toilet guy somewhere on screen.

I’ve just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It’s going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.

Current ‘best apple of 2016’ title currently being held by the sweet opal.

Snow cones, not cones.