Jump in a river, then run through the woods. All day long your feels = goods.
February 7, 2016
The way we’re gonna care about football is if there’s a tiny, handcrafted toilet guy somewhere on screen.
February 6, 2016
I’ve just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It’s going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.
February 5, 2016
Current ‘best apple of 2016’ title currently being held by the sweet opal.
February 4, 2016
Snow cones, not cones.
February 3, 2016
One does not simply replace the super8 projector belt without leaving immersed in grease and melted rubber. Forever, unclean. Forever.
February 2, 2016
Rock salad.
