Sleep soundly ’cause you voted, or sleep with the fishes ’cause you didn’t.
Hey 👏 lazy Oregonians: If you don’t drop off your ballot, this is where we’re gonna drop off your body.
Fall floats down Lost Creek in wool trunks just like the ones Jim Bridger wore at those early mountain man pool parties.
No business like snow business.
Neanderthals and Neandershorts.
Clean your eyes with daily sun-staring sessions. Heavy migraine trigger, but practically wipes your retinas clean.