The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria. I’ll knit ya wool sweaters while we’re drink’n sangria.
January 28, 2019
January 25, 2019
Old saying: where there’s paneling, there’s foam.
November 23, 2018
Motor Inn. Motor Out. Motor play pinochle on your snout.
November 22, 2018
Turkeys at the alley.
November 6, 2018
Sleep soundly ’cause you voted, or sleep with the fishes ’cause you didn’t.
November 5, 2018
Hey 👏 lazy Oregonians: If you don’t drop off your ballot, this is where we’re gonna drop off your body.
October 15, 2018
