We rubbed the fun prism four times just like grandma had instructed us to upon her return home after helping in the Void Wars. What materialized two days later via express shipping was a Proper Information Getter, and what that PIG had to say resides in these tracks.
Sweep yourself back through an open time-rift, back to the moment the sample “Dude, this party is SO rad, but oh my God, if my parents find out I’m here” was recorded to cassette. Three dollars at the door was all it took to get inside, and behind the dj something not dissimilar to this promo is projected and injected straight into your gaze holes.
Hungry from the journey, you ask: Hey PIG? Where can I get a Two For One Burger Bun?
Time to tell the boys.