O for some sharp swish of branch
February 26, 2017
February 8, 2017
If you kids are good, we’ll go to the generating plant after CCD.
February 3, 2017
DO WHILE temp%<=32, rain$=”yes” PRINT “Ice Storm” temp%=29, rain$=”yes” LOOP UNTIL temp%>32, rain$=”no”
February 2, 2017
Near completely melted from last weather onslaught, just in time for next drop.
January 26, 2017
What cold hearted s.o.b. stole grandma’s rear cap?
January 15, 2017
Old time Oregon prank: Swap your buddy’s aftershave for an alfalfa-tincture and watch all game trails bend to them.
January 14, 2017
Pro tip: If you ignore subzero wind chill, you won’t feel subzero wind chill. However, you will feel pain.
