
Pocket sized.

Pocket sized.

Oral surgeon? Or JCPenny’s dressing rooms? The world may never know.

Gimme one pumpernickel, an extension cord, and an everything cause I see the dentist later.

Neanderthals and Neandershorts.

Clean your eyes with daily sun-staring sessions. Heavy migraine trigger, but practically wipes your retinas clean.

A good sign.

Said before, will be said in the future: micro-Kelly remains micro.