
Digital farmz.

Digital farmz.

What cold hearted s.o.b. stole grandma’s rear cap?

So wet, so cold, can’t stop, young or old.

Monk’s Cafe West?

But it’s a dry cold.

Old time Oregon prank: Swap your buddy’s aftershave for an alfalfa-tincture and watch all game trails bend to them.

Pro tip: If you ignore subzero wind chill, you won’t feel subzero wind chill. However, you will feel pain.