
Found on the doorstep. Part of me wants to wait for the bird to hatch, the other is hungry now for an old fashioned Hermiston omelette.

Found on the doorstep. Part of me wants to wait for the bird to hatch, the other is hungry now for an old fashioned Hermiston omelette.

Riding backwards, sitting on a boat seat on the way to CCD to reverse magnetic poles.

Pocket sized.

Oral surgeon? Or JCPenny’s dressing rooms? The world may never know.

Gimme one pumpernickel, an extension cord, and an everything cause I see the dentist later.

Neanderthals and Neandershorts.

Clean your eyes with daily sun-staring sessions. Heavy migraine trigger, but practically wipes your retinas clean.