
Day .01

Day .01

Monk’s Cafe West?

Too shy shy, slush slush, eye to eye.

It’s Screen Gems vs. Phillips 66 and 2/3 of Old Scratch is peepin’ on ya just behind the airplane hangar.

But it’s a dry cold.

Old time Oregon prank: Swap your buddy’s aftershave for an alfalfa-tincture and watch all game trails bend to them.

Pro tip: If you ignore subzero wind chill, you won’t feel subzero wind chill. However, you will feel pain.