
If you kids are good, we’ll go to the generating plant after CCD.

If you kids are good, we’ll go to the generating plant after CCD.

DO WHILE temp%<=32, rain$=”yes” PRINT “Ice Storm” temp%=29, rain$=”yes” LOOP UNTIL temp%>32, rain$=”no”

Near completely melted from last weather onslaught, just in time for next drop.

What cold hearted s.o.b. stole grandma’s rear cap?

Old time Oregon prank: Swap your buddy’s aftershave for an alfalfa-tincture and watch all game trails bend to them.

Pro tip: If you ignore subzero wind chill, you won’t feel subzero wind chill. However, you will feel pain.

So much snow, had to bust out the Snow-Cat to break trail ahead of the Taco.